Ana quotes from BoJack Horseman

BoJack

I don't know if I should win an Oscar. I don't know if I want to.

Ana

Stop punishing yourself.

BoJack

I'm not in the movie. I was in New Mexico.

Ana

None of that matters. All that matters now is the story. And we get to decide what our story is. Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is.

BoJack

What's my story?

Ana

I'll tell you. This has been your dream for the last thirty years. You made it happen. An Oscar won't make you happy forever, it won't solve all your problems. You win that Oscar, the next day you go back to being you. But that night is a really good night. I think you deserve a really good night, and I know how to get you there. Do you want that?

BoJack

Yes. I do.

Ana

Go in there. Introduce your movie. Tell your story.

Ana

Diane, you'll keep up his internet presence? I want him trending by this afternoon. But good trending, not bad trending, you understand?

Diane

Hashtag you betcha. Oh God, did I just say hashtag out loud? Hashtag, oops. Hashtag, oh no!

Ana

I'm honestly more alarmed by the "you betcha."

BoJack

[talks to Ana on the phone] Why do I have to go to this thing?

Ana

If we want to be a legitimate awards contender, Secretariat needs to make an appearance at a big festival.

BoJack

I can't just go to Cannes?

Ana

You Cannes not. Apparently, the French people do not care for you ever since you said that thing about them in the press.

BoJack

Hey, I stand by my critique of Sartre. His philosophical arguments helped many tyrannical regimes justify overt cruelty. Also, the French smell and I hate them.

Ana

And you can't go to Sundance because Robert Redford hates you.

BoJack

Someone had to tell him The Horse Whisperer was offensive. Sorry, but real horses don't just do whatever someone says.

Ana

And that's why you need to go to this festival.

BoJack

[sighs] If you say so.