Sarah Lynn quotes from BoJack Horseman

Sarah Lynn

I'm with you, man. Everything sucks! Especially sobriety. Why would I make my body a temple? I've been to temple. Temple is super-boring.

Sarah Lynn

Let's get higher than a stilt-walker's dick!

Sarah Lynn

America needs to know that I'm not that little girl anymore. I'm a grown up, sophisticated woman now, and I have sex, and I do sexy things. People like sex, okay? And since I'm sexy right now, they like me.

Are you at all worried that audiences will grow bored and abandon you for the next sexy thing?

Sarah Lynn

Are you kidding? I'm Sarah-freaking-Lynn. I'm gonna be sexy forever!

BoJack

[reads "Dr. Allen Hu" calling card] Oh, it's Hu, Dr. Hu!

That's right. Dr. Hu, Dr. Allen Hu.

BoJack

No, no, but I thought it was Who, like Doctor Who.

Yes, that's exactly what it's like.

BoJack

No, not H-U, but Who, like, "Hello? Who is it?"

Umm, I don't know. Who is it? [to Sarah Lynn] I'm s— I'm sorry, is this a joke? Is he telling a joke? 'Cause I just don't...

Sarah Lynn

Hard to tell. Sometimes I just laugh after he talks, so he'll leave me alone.

BoJack

Seriously? Am I the only one who knows the extremely popular BBC science-fiction show about the time travelling Doctor who saves civilisations?

Todd

Ah! Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Doctor Who!

Yes?

BoJack

No. Yes! Thank you, Doctor Who!

Yes?

Todd

I saw the one where she goes to the Wild West. The Cheyenne called her Medicine Woman.

BoJack

What? No, that's Dr. Quinn!

Todd

Who's Dr. Quinn?

I most certainly am not.

Sarah Lynn

Hu's not Dr. Quinn, Hu's Dr. Hu!

Todd

I don't know!

Third base!

Sarah Lynn

Hey, this isn't fair! I don't have a gun!

BoJack

Sarah Lynn is right. You know, if we all had guns, then no one would need a gun, and we would all be safe. Oh my God, I think we just solved the gun crisis in America!

Todd

LET THEM EAT GUNS!

BoJack

Hey, when was the last time all four of us were in the same room?

Probably not since the show ended.

Yeah, I left California pretty much right after. Now I got the biggest hardware store in Seattle! That's a lie. We're actually in Olympia.

And I'm on the West End, playing Juliet's... nurse.

Sarah Lynn

And how are your kids?

Oh, I don't have any kids.

Sarah Lynn

Oh, I just assumed you had a bunch of kids, 'cause, you know... your body?

BoJack

Come on, Sarah Lynn...

I assumed you weren't still a massive cunt. [Sarah Lynn and Bradley cry out in shock]

BoJack

Jesus Christ, Joelle!

That's an okay thing to say in England.

Sarah Lynn

Shove it up your ass with a spoonful of sugar, you supercalifragilisticexpiali-bitch!

BoJack

Hold on. if this is a real thing, why would he call you and not me?

Who knows? Why do people do anything? Why did I make the cartoon tree grandma from Pocahontas my emergency contact?

Sarah Lynn

[slumping over onto BoJack's shoulder] I wanna be an architect...

Be it horse, cat, human or even lizard, our lives are but the briefest flashes in a universe that is billions of years old.

BoJack

See, Sarah Lynn? We're not doomed. In the great grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past or how we'll be remembered, the only thing that matters is right now, this moment. This one spectacular moment we are sharing together. Right, Sarah Lynn? [she doesn't respond] Sarah Lynn? [cut to black, stopping all music and sound] Sarah Lynn?