I think it's time to break out the emergency rations.
S8 E6Tough Nut
Do you have any of that chocolate left, Boss?
S8 E15Death By Flight
PPJ
Unbelievable! I just found out why my Mum hasn't been returning my phone calls.
Is she alright?
PPJ
Oh yeah, she's fine. She's been having a dirty weekend with some guy that lives down the road.
Yeah? Good on her!
PPJ
Tess, this is my mother we're talking about.
So?
PPJ
So...mother's aren't supposed to do things like this. How would you feel if it was your mother?!
S8 E22Dragged
I know you'll give him a typical Mt. Thomas welcome.
Yeah! Strip search!
PPJ
You were a grave digger!
Yeah. I mean, it's dirty work. But you meet a lot of people, they're mostly dead.
PPJ
At least they don't talk back.
Well, it's a bit old fashioned.
BBen
Tradition.
Kind of like a working museum, really.
But we like it that way, don't we, Parrish?
I think we might have a few idiots drag racing.
Oh, yeah. Done a bit of that too.
What?!
When I was young and stupid.
RRonnie
You wouldn't of been able to get away with anything!
You're telling me! Mum used to have Dad dust the biscuit tin for finger prints!
Is it possible to get lost in Mt. Thomas?
A few people manage to. Tom's been getting lost for years.
Wish you'd call me Jonesy.
S8 E24An Inspector Calls
Jo, you better do something about this statement of yours.
No way! That is exactly what happened.
No, I meant fix the typos. Price is spelt with an 'E' on the end, not a 'k'.
Yes, well, once you know him it's the only way you can spell it.
BBen
Well that's something you don't get to see every day...an Inspector up a tree.
You right up there, sir? Would you like us to call the fire brigade for you...
What are you doing here?
Oh, we're on our way back from Frenchman's gully.
BBen
We thought we'd just pop by and see if you needed any 'back-up'.
I don't need any 'back-up'. I don't need anything from you.
God help us it's not even midday.
I don't know how you did it but you're a bloody genius. (Hands Jo a twenty dollar note)
Thank-you!
SSuperintendent
And what about you Inspector? You crashed a police car, fell out of a tree and got yourself abducted!
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