PJ
Unbelievable! I just found out why my Mum hasn't been returning my phone calls.
Tess
Is she alright?
PJ
Oh yeah, she's fine. She's been having a dirty weekend with some guy that lives down the road.
Tess
Yeah? Good on her!
PJ
Tess, this is my mother we're talking about.
Tess
So?
PJ
So...mother's aren't supposed to do things like this. How would you feel if it was your mother?!
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