Blue Heelers quotes

Hey, boy. What are you doing here? Watching the future of your country make fools of themselves? Don't do drugs, okay?

She just flashed me.

Jonesy

Who? Kelly? She's sick, man. She's delirious. I dunno, I wouldn't take it as a compliment.

No, that school girl.

Jonesy

I'm sure you'll get over it.

I'm old enough to be her dad.

I could sue you if I get what you've got.

Go ahead, all you'll get is a hairbrush and an alarm clock.

Well may I request a change of babysitter, then?

Who would you like? I don't recommend the Italian.

Been there have you?

No, I love him like a brother. I've made it my mission to keep him intact until he finds a nice girl to marry.

I hear you're looking for a nice girl...good luck trying to find one.

Jonesy

What do we have here?

We have a Luke Knights...

Jonesy

Is that right? G'day, Luke. I'm an Evan Jones, and I've had several less hours sleep than I need, so you are not in friendly hands here, son.

I've been called in.

But it's Saturday.

Crime doesn't care about that.

But you're sick.

Crime doesn't care about that either.

Get in there you arrogant little sh*t!

We can't do that, can we?

Jonesy

We just did.

You read the right act to your girlfriend yet?

She's not my girlfriend.

No, she's a stalker.

Who's this? Your fruitcake mate?

I am not your friend, Estelle, get that through your head!

Did she get the message?

Doubt I'll make it to her Christmas card list...

So what footy team do you follow?

Don't really.

C'mon, everyone has a footy team.

Lions, I guess.

Oh, that's right, you're a banana bender.

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a little flexible.

You mean piss-weak.

You don't just decide to smack your teacher in the face on a whim. Something must've happened!

He's lying.

Or he just doesn't respond well to being badgered!

You don't hit someone over guitar practice.

This kid did! Look, even his father didn't think it was out of character, what more do you want?

The truth.

Chris

You're preaching to the converted, Alex!