Blue Heelers quotes

Actually, this time Boss...it's your fault.

It's a job, not a kidney donation.

Why me?

Why you what?

You said you had your pick of the force. Why me?

Oh, you know, so I can look up your skirt.

You wanna get out and walk?

You wanna concede that you're good at this gig and we work well together?

No one wants a party, mate.

You acted like anyone would have. It means you're human.

It means I've got a long way to go.

Mate, I'm going to have to commend you on your shooting skills.

It's amazing what a little motivation does for your aim.

Tom

Peroni didn't shoot anybody. He's a copper. Coppers don't shoot other coppers.

Me Lone Ranger, you Tonto - got it?

Jonesy

Whatever you say, Kemo Sabe.

Jonesy

Well, they reckon the skull could be ancient.

Oh, what? Mt. Thomas Man, ten thousand years old?

Jonesy

Couldn't be, the Boss is still walking around.

I mean, you're a long way from the sunshine, sunshine.

Is everything a bet with you?

What the hell are you two...is that a pie?!

Jonesy

What do you call this?

In my world, we call that a shovel.

Jonesy

Yes, well, in my world, we call that blood.

And in my world, I call that a reason for a visit to the station.

Yeah! Right on, Foxy! You sure told them!

Don't ever call me that again, 'ACTING' Sergeant!

So what do you need me to do, Sarge?

I don't need the formal stuff. Call me Alex.

Whatever you say, Sarge.

I thought you were the romantic.

Jonesy

Yeah, but that's just stupid.