Blue Heelers quotes

I just got rid of one stalker, Peroni, I don't need another.

I don't know why the council bothers with this sign. None of the kids are getting any better at reading it.

Well they wouldn't have to trespass if the council just left the gate open.

Well that's a flawless piece of logic.

He wouldn't do anything to hurt his daughter.

Tom

Your call, Detective.

He's not a flight risk, trust me.

Alright...but it's on your head.

Jonesy

Amy's a good copper. She's as straight as they come, but she will listen to any reasonable suggestion.

Yeah well, you must know a different Amy Fox.

One guess who lit the match.

The video shop guy again?

The video shop guy's an evil bastard.

Tom

Oh, that looks serious.

No point making it if it's not. You want one?

Tom

Doubt it if my heart would survive it. I understand your concern about divulging information. I was in the army myself. Vietnam. A word in the wrong ear could lead to a platoon being ambushed. But we're coppers now. We rely on information. We can't do the job without it. You're not at war now, Matt.

We weren't in Timor to fight a war. We were peacekeepers.

If I find out that you have helped Jose to disappear or divulged any information to him whatsoever, I promise you I will have your badge.

Constable, I'm thinking of filing an official complaint against you myself, so I strongly suggest you shut up right now.

I want to speak to my daughter.

Not before we do.

Tom

For once I agree with Peroni.

Wait!

Don't worry...I'm not going anywhere.

Scared we'd find out about the demon slayer?

Jonesy

I'm trying to stop you from ruining your life.

Looks like your gut was better than mine...this time.

Jonesy

Well if it's a competition, then you've got plenty of time to get your own back. I just got accepted into detective training school.