Blue Heelers quotes

Yeah, it's been a popular car over the last thirty years.

It's about time they treated us with some respect.

Joss. You're holding a melon, mate.

Mate, it's so stupid...it's beautiful.

Should've just thumped that little jerk.

Hey, Joss. Don't go around thumping members of the general public, alright? ESD has a slight problem with it. Gives us a bad name.

Don't you ever clean out your pizza boxes?

I don't want to put the hard word on you, but I don't want to be palmed off again.

Put some extra sugar in your coffee. It might help.

This is our chance to get sacked.

You won't be sacked. The Boss likes having you to kick around.

I'm sorry?

I was wrong. Jamie Hunter had nothing to do with the bomb. But the evi...

Alright, I was wrong. What else?

The garage?

The garage was a stupid idea.

And whose idea was it?

It was mine.

I'm sorry Kelly for dragging you into it.

Yes, I'm sorry.

It was dumb.

Hmm, alright.

I am an idiot.

I'm sorry?

Uh, that's Italian for I'm really terribly sorry.

Hmm. Variation on scuzez, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

I felt resposible for what happened, so I'm glad you're alright. So much so that I got you something.

What is it?

Did you even pay for these?

Jonesy

I saw that.

What? Nothing happened.

Jonesy

You smiled.

I used to perm my hair.

Jonesy

So?

It was the nineties.

Jonesy

Touche. I tried to impress a girl once by singing Love Me Tender. To her cat.

Did it work?

Jonesy

Her cat was obsessed with me after that.