Blue Heelers quotes

You are a liar, a coward, and you can go to hell.

Chocolate, that's caffeine too, isn't it?

That's different caffeine. That's chocolate caffeine, that's good for the soul.

Bodies piling up outside and you're flogging chocolates.

I thought you couldn't be seen with me.

Just making sure you don't nick any stationery on your way out.

I thought I was a serial killer.

Still need stationery.

You're asleep on your feet.

I was resting my eyes.

Yes, that's exactly what I tell Penny when I'm nodding off in front of the tele.

Not exactly a party chick, was she?

You're all heart, Garth.

I can be, given the chance.

Let's just stick to the matter at hand, shall we?

Did he ever talk about his family.

Hardly ever, that was probably the attraction.

If he comes back here, I give you permission to use your weapon on him. Garth leaves And if you leave your post again, I will use mine on you.

I'm no one special. Worse off than some. Better off than others.

Go easy, Joss!

Yeah, Joss, go easy!

The suspect was...hanging around...

Have you thought about a massage?

Thanks Sarge, but I hardly know you.

Let me try.

Try strangling him instead.

Jonesy

I gave you plenty of warning!

Yeah, then you just dropped him on me!

So, do you torture for a living?

Doc, please! I've got a low pain threshold!

Just try to relax.

Okay, I promise. No more bad jokes.