TV show quotes
[Susie laughs.]
There you go. Twice. I win.
I thought I knew most of your disaster stories.
Not all of them, no.
Is there more?
Yeah. But I'll hold off on them. Gotta keep something in store.
Yeah for when I have another day like today. Tonight was fun.
Fun. Is that it?
[Jonesy tries to kiss Susie, but she pushes him away.]
Oh, Suse. I don't get it.
It's not you.
Well, I know you're not seeing anyone else. You are seeing someone else.
There's just something that I have to sort out.
Your mug half empty, mate?
Just, ah, contemplating the universe.
Is it a private conversation or can anyone join in?
When you think about it, you know, two bodies that have been revolving around each other for some time. Equal mass, although one may be thicker than the other...
Are you sure this is, ah, coffee you've been drinking?
Gravity...is a really powerful force of attraction, mate. I mean, these two bodies...they just, they just wanna crash into each other, but something's holding them back. Inertia, maybe? I dunno. But they're...locked in orbit. It could go on forever.
Sounds depressing.
It is. Get your act together, mate. Ask her out.
Who?
Who do you think?
Do you reckon you could book a crow for speeding?
That's not a very flattering way to talk about a lady.
Well, the lady's not interested.
Okay, Susie, where'd you hide them?
God, you're an insensitive bastard.
[Susie leaves.]
Yeah, you're an idiot.
Well I guess that's marginally better than being a bastard.
Well, I'm stuffed too if it's any consolation.
Not really, no. Well, maybe just a little bit.
Impersonating ESD...what do you get for that?
I don't know, I don't think it's ever been done.
What happens when the real ESD show up and she mentions you?
Oh, God, we're stuffed.
Yeah, well, hindsight's 20/20, isn't it?
How do we know this is real. I could have done this in ten minutes on Photoshop.
You're just going to have to trust me.
Besides, if you hang around long enough, you can see it on the 6 o'clock news.
Yes, well I want world peace, Mr. Ross, but we don't always get what we want.
Trust, honour, family...rules for life.
Hey, remember...trust, honour, family always comes first.
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