JJoss
Have a safe day, Ma'am!
AAmy
Ouch!
AAmy
Maybe Alex can help you with this one.
Well, what about you?
AAmy
Sorry, I got an appointment.
So you get to have a life while the rest of us just work?
AAmy
Yeah I know, unfair, huh? *smirks* See ya!
JJoss
Do I get a receipt or...?
TTed
Ticket, mate. We call them tickets.
JJoss (while watching the race)
Go Blue Streak! Go Blue Streak! Go Blue Streak! C'mon! Oh, no, no, what are you doing you stupid bloody animal! C'mon RUN!
AAmy (on the phone)
No, I've been babysitting...
AAmy
You've had surgery. You're in pain and you need to recover, which means letting other people help you. With as much grace as you can possibly muster.
Finished?
AAmy
Yes, I have.
MMr. Marchand
Oh, this is considerate of you.
Excuse me?
MMr. Marchand (about Amy)
Bringing a pretty one with you.
AAmy
I'd like to know your movements, Mr. Marchand.
MMr. Marchand
Bowel or bladder?
AAmy (sighing)
Oh, Joss.
AAmy
The gun, Mr. Marchand.
MMr. Marchand
Oh, no, mine's much bigger than that!
AAmy (extrememly frustrated)
Listen to me you pathetic little man, I strongly suggest you stop the sad jokes and start taking this seriously.
JJoss
Just excuse me for one sec; I'm just gonna go kill myself.
JJoss
Just supposing a copper put some money on a race, and it turned out it was fixed...he'd be in the poo, wouldn't he?
AAlex (to Matt)
I don't know whether to commend you for your bravery, or kick you up the arse for being so stupid!
Chris? What are you doing here?
Visiting an old friend.
Amy told you?
Actually, the paperboy told me; Amy merely confirmed it.
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