PJ quotes from Blue Heelers

Ah, I love that smell!

Maggie

What, the roses?

Nup, money.

Maggie

Who are you calling unprofessional? You've had a problem with Ben since he walked through the front door.

No I haven't, he's a good bloke.

Maggie

Yes, you have. You can't stand the fact that he's...

The fact that he's handsome and virile?

Maggie

...That he's another detective.

Well I think he's handsome and virile...and he smells nice.

Oh, get stuffed.

Don't screw it up, it's supposed to be silly. Hang on, let's see...hey, "It's better to keep a secret than a lover".

Well, mine says I'm going to be the president of a cracker factory.

Yeah, I would offer you my spare room, but it's currently being sprayed for cockroaches.

Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.

PJ, get over yourself. You're not their big brother.

No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.

Well, is that normally how you talk to banks, Mags, 'cause I've got to tell you...I was really embarrassed.

Maggie

PJ, that short, pigeon-toed, simple-minded beaurocrat was asked a direct question. He couldn't even look me in the eye and give me an answer. He's hindering a police enquiry as far as I'm concerned.

Dash

Hey what happened to you?

Nothing much. Just fell off the trapeze!

Mr. Greenwood?

Maggie

He's here about some lost property. It seems he lost a camera at Guver's Leap last night. Um...it's a video camera he was recording what he saw there. It also had a starlight attachment...it's a lens. It means you can see...everything in the dark.

Good...Mr. Greenwood?

Well, the panel van was parked over there, right? So if he's shooting from over there...and we were there...we're stuffed!

Maggie

Oh, oh God! Oh God!

Maggie

How dare you discuss us with Ben, PJ.

Us? I...I didn't.

Maggie

You did! And you took the liberty of discussing my father's business with him as well.

Maggie

I don't need protecting. I need you to be there for me, and that is all!

I am. I love you.

Maggie

Bastard.

Maggie

Do you think my father is guilty?

Yes. I wish I could say something else.

Maggie

So do I.

Maggie

Someone's going to come in. The Boss will come in.

The Boss knows.

Maggie

The Boss knows. How...

Maggie

I thought you were crazy about me?

Yeah, too crazy to make you miserable for the rest of your life. Look, Maggie, don't tell me he hasn't tempted you, because you kissed him.