Dash quotes from Blue Heelers

Dash

I don't know, I'm just way down the list because everyone else in here looks so much sicker than me.

You don't make me feel safe anymore.

Bye

Maggie

I'm Maggie Doyle.

Dash

Dash McKinley.

Maggie

Nice to meet you. You know, Adam's right. You do have very lovely eyes.

Maggie

Hey, oh listen - just a word of warning. We, ah, don't mention the Boss' weight.

Or his age.

Dash

You mean I've got to make special allowances because my Sergeant's a fat guy with a complex about his age...why doesn't someone tell him to go on a diet or something? He can use my bike if he wants to get some exercise. And if he's still a Sergeant at his age, then that is his problem.

Dash

Listen...I really don't think I can handle calling you Boss. And Sergeant Croydon sounds like you're up yourself...so I thought I'd just stick to calling you Tom. Night, Tom.

Tom

Goodnight, Deidre. There are no secrets in the Victoria Police.

Dash

Do you ever learn how to knock?

No need to. I'm six foot four, 16 stone, and I'm a policeman.

That could be half the male population...that could be PJ!

Dash

Nup, he had more hair.

As in longer or thicker?

Dash

Just more.

Dash

How'd you get promoted?

I'm a good copper. I work hard...and most importantly, McKinley...I slept with the Boss.

Dash

Hey what happened to you?

Nothing much. Just fell off the trapeze!

Dash

Male bonding?

Maggie

No, male ego tripping.

Tom

Goodbye, McKinley.

Dash

Yep...Tom.

Tom

Deidre. You're a dag.