A character in Blue Heelers
Played by Martin Sacks
Blue Heelers · 686 quotes
Most-quoted character in Blue Heelers: in 132 of its 686 quotes
Most scenes with: Maggie (39), Amy (15), Jo (9)
PJ, you need to take a few breaths.
What?
Go back into your office and close the door. Flop forward like this...collapsing your diaphragm, force the air out of your lungs, slowly...slowly straighten up, letting it all flow back in. Do that 3 times and I think you might get things back into perspective.
Right...
Do it! Close the door!
I don't think he should be back on the job.
So are you doing Leon for anything?
Yeah, failure to own a brain.
Oh, no problem at all. I'll just curl up in the foetal position and forget that I've been buried alive, shall I?
Well, at least you've got good company!
You know, I always wanted maybe six kids.
Six? That's a basketball team plus a reserve PJ.
Have you ever changed a nappy?
No, you're right. I think one is plenty.
Who's playing the hubby?
You volunteering?
Are you 100% sure of the decision you made?
Only fools are 100% sure of anything. Cheers!
Sandra, hi, it's Maggie. Thankyou so much for doing that for me so quickly. Ah...yeah, I'll put him back on for you. Oh, I should tell you that his wife is expecting their fifth...Yeah, two sets of twins. They're gorgeous kids. Well, most of the good ones are taken. I'll put him back on. Oh, okay...bye bye.
I wasn't coming onto her, she was coming onto me.
I know.
Do you want me to go?
No, I don't. I love you. I love you so much.
You're paranoid.
Oh come on, what's paranoid? She hates me, I mean she just hates me...she's always hated me.
I rest my case.
What, your ears? I love your ears.
Do you?
I love them.
He's buying me dinner.
Slimy bastard.
Well, what would you do if you were in my situation?
Order up big!
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Well, that's why we get along so well, Mags.
Well, look at this! Quite romantic, hey? Prawns? You never cook prawns for me, Mags!
Well, I wanted tonight to be special.
Yeah, well, you sort of like him, don't you?
It's for you. I knew you'd come over.
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