PPJ
Yeah, I would offer you my spare room, but it's currently being sprayed for cockroaches.
NNick
Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.
BBen
I'll tell you when you're 21.
PJ, the music is playing, the lights are on, both our cars are in the driveway...You wouldn't have to be a detective to work out we're here.
BBen
PJ, get over yourself. You're not their big brother.
PPJ
No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.
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