She's gonna kill us!
Not if we kill her first!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Is the bad stuff over?
PS: "We promise we'll help you!"
What did we tell you about making promises you can't keep?!
I'm just saying you're 30% ignorant, 30% arrogant, and 40% idiot. So be careful of fans. (walks away)
...She so has a giant crush on me.
[at the beginning of the episode]
We mustn't! You're a hair model prince who's spying on my country. And I'm... a robot!
If it's so wrong, why were you programmed to love?
But what about the bomb? [clock ticking and James threw the bomb] Then the explosion throws us into each other's arms. Boom! Then we, uh... [they throw away the script and kiss twice, second time longer]
BBoth
[scream]
What was that?
It was the script!
Not that second one!
BBoth
THEN WHY DID YOU KISS ME?! NO, YOU KISSED ME! OHHHHHHHH! YOU-
Hey, guys.
JCJames and Camille
[scream]
That girl you hired breaks sweet Carlos's heart, I'll break EVERY ONE of your music awards.
Wouldn't DARE! (Kelly uses a baseball bat and swings at one of Gustavo's awards)
So are you mad about what James told you?
We're cool. I mean, I was a little upset at first, but he was honest with me.
You were only a little upset?
Hey, if he wants to put his mouth on something worn out and gross, that's his problem.
Excuse me?!
Pfft. I was about to dump it anyway.
Oh? Well, if you were going to dump me anyway, maybe I'm glad James and I kissed!
You and James kissed?!?
Look on the bright side, now you don't need a new toothbrush. (Logan is about to punch him)
Ooooooh, this is getting good.
[after Logan finds out that James and Camille kissed, Logan storms off]
Logan, hey come back man, let's talk! [runs after him]
Boo! What a rip-off.
No, this is better. See, the rejected male storms off while the backstabbing friend fears for the future of their friendship.
Hmm. What about Logan and Camille?
Oh, they are toast!
Hello! I'm standing right here.
It's simple! Just... DON'T BREAK UP WITH HIM!
SSasha
But I just can't keep pretending to be his dream girlfriend for the rest of my life!
WHY NOT?!?!
SSasha
[crying]
What's wrong!?
SSasha
[through sobbing] I don't know! I just cry all the time and for no reason!
That's how I know you care.
You forgive me, but you're breaking up with me?
Camille, 96% of all first romances end in breakups. You kissing James give us the perfect opportunity for us to get ours, out of the way now.
And you're not sad about that?
Yes. But, I'm going to mask my pain by buzz-cutting my hair, joining the gym, and nicknaming myself, "The Island".
But can we be friends?
[stands up] Friends it is.
Maybe we could hug too? I mean friends hug, right?
It is the friendly thing to do. [they share a hug, they both lean in and kiss] Uh, yep. Friends it is.
So, are they back together?
Hard to say. Must be one of those on-again, off-again things.
MBMiles Bainbridge
And a musical performance by the greatest band in the history of the world, Big Time Rush. (Jane Kennedy spits her coffee out)
(enters the room with the boys) Be in the greatest band in the history of the world? Check.
(panicked) Okay. The dogs...are clearly gonna get arrested. And not perform. So um, WHAT DO WE DO?!?
We just have to ace the rest of Griffin's evaluation.
D! (Gustavo and Kelly turn to him) You just failed my secret test! (his assistant shows an iSlab with a "D" mark)
WHAT IS THE SECRET TEST?!?
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
MMiles
This just in: Big Time Rush... ROCKS!!!!!!! (AM LA's credits roll)
Yes...Big Time Rush does rock.
Boom!
GDGame designers
What about us?
How about I get you all virtual offices? (an employee tosses them two pairs of 3D glasses)
GDGame designers
SWEET!
(dressed as a cop with a mustache) We gotta cut three more minutes from the show to perform.
(dressed as Abraham Lincoln) Then "Operation: We Love Ed Begley Jr But We Have To Cut His Segment Short to Perform" is underway.
(dressed as a pharoah) Okay, next time i'm in charge of operation naming! (gets slapped by James) Owwwwwwww...what'd you do that for?
(dresses as a fisherman) Number eleven: Slap a pharoah. Check.
[in a Ed Bedgely Jr. golf cart] Just when I think I'm out, they pull me right back in! [drives away]
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