Kendall quotes from Big Time Rush

James

Well, glad there's no more confusion.

Kendall

(to James) Is it dusty out here?

James

(confused) No.

Carlos

And Gustavo and Griffin are gonna kill me if I don't pick their favorite song to play for JoJo on the radio.

Kendall

That's simple, just pick the song you wanna play.

Carlos

Oh yeah, I would love to, but question: How does that gonna solve the kill-me part?!

James

Dude, Camille just agreed to...

Logan

LALALALALALA.

Kendall

He is taking this well

Logan

Is this too weird?

Kendall

Completely.

But impressive.

Kendall

OH MY GOD!

Lucy

Leave me alone.

Kendall

No way!

Lucy

And the guys are here?

Kendall

Just Logan and Carlos.

Kendall

And James, the mustached waiter.

James

Hey, who's the... (gasps).

Lucy

Say one word and you'll die.

Lucy

Kendall, you saved my wig!

Kendall

Yeah.

Kendall

I know that.

Kendall

I'm Kendall. Be cool, everybody! [Carlos puts his head down in shame.]

Carlos

"Be cool"?! [imitating Kendall] "Hey, I'm Kendall. Be cool, everybody!"

Kendall

It's a lot better than "pew pew pew"!

Carlos

Are you kidding me?! Be cool is STUPID!

Kendall

Oh yeah, well you're stupid!

Carlos

No, YOU'RE stupid! [The boys yell insults at each other.]

Gustavo

SHUT IT, SHUT IT FOREVER!!!!! [he enters the booth and starts yelling with them until Kelly enters and shuts them up. They all leave the booth] ...Okay, let's try that again.