(to Linda as he's leaving Dr. Becker's office)
SMr. Schmalen
Honey, a little tip, next time I come in, it wouldn't kill you to offer me a little coffee, maybe a Danish. And by the way, they invented brassiere for a reason!
Mr. Schmalen
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(after he arranged the chess pieces on the board)
SMr. Schmalen
Hey sweetheart, tell the doctor I'm ready and I'm white.
Excuse me sir, but the doctor does not discriminate, he takes patients in the order they come in.
SMr. Schmalen
Hey doc, are we playing chess today or should I just go screw myself?
Nah.. we'll finish the game. Aha! Got your rook!
SMr. Schmalen
Aha! Checkmate!
You beat me, how did you do that?
SMr. Schmalen
I have a nephew, 38, we have to pin his bus pass to his sleeve, he could beat you.
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