Mr. Schmalen and Dr. John Becker in “Tell Me Lies”

Hey doc, are we playing chess today or should I just go screw myself?

Nah.. we'll finish the game. Aha! Got your rook!

Aha! Checkmate!

You beat me, how did you do that?

I have a nephew, 38, we have to pin his bus pass to his sleeve, he could beat you.