Just to set the record straight, I don't love you!
Well I don't love you! I don't even know what made me think I could like you: you're so cute and sweet and nice and perky!
Well it's better than being a cranky old fart!
I'm not cranky! There are just certain things that irritate me!
Yeah, everything irritates you! You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the ass!
Oh why don't you bite me in the ass!?
Chris Connor: Oh, why don't you bite yourself in the ass!? Your head's right there, anyway!
'[outraged] Just go away, would you!?
Ah, I'm going! Goodnight!
Good night!
[stutters angrily] GOOD NIGHT!
YOU WANNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME SOMETIME!?
I'D LOVE TO!
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