These houses look fake, Butt-head.
Of course they do. That's, like, the whole point of college music, to like, make the suburbs look bad.
“S”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (114), Smart Butt-head (108), Butthead (4), Jill Sobule (3)
...such a hairy behemoth, she said...
Hey, did you hear that, Butt-head? She said "Harry Behemoth".
Yeah.
What does that mean?
You don't know?
I think it, maybe, um...it had something to do with stools. Poop!
Damn it, Beavis, shut up! There are these two chicks that kiss in this video, and I don't want you talking about stools!
I kissed a girl.
WAAAHHH!!!! BUTT-HEAD, SHE SAID SHE JUST KISSED A GIRL!!!
Damn it Beavis, I know! That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about stools.
Wow, I'll be damned. Look at that, OHH!! Maybe they'll show it! This is gonna be cool!
[seeing Fabio] Whoa! It's Harry Behemoth!
Boy, this is turning out to be pretty good.
You know, when I see two girls kissing, it kinda gives me a special feeling.
Yeah, me too. Kinda makes me wanna...make a stool. Poop!
Damn it Beavis, you are messed up!
I kissed a girl.
Whoa, she said it again! She said she kissed a girl again! Did you hear that?
You have to do a lot more than that if you wanna be a thespian.
I like this part in here after she says she kissed a girl, where it goes "Nyayayayayayayaya!"
If there were two chicks right here, making out, you'd probably just go "WAAAHHHUHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHH!!!!", and talk about stools and stuff.
Yep. Sit back, watch a couple chicks make out and talk about stools.
Sonic Youth, Bull in the Heather
KGKim Gordon
10, 20, 30, 40...
How come she's counting? Counting sucks!
Uh, maybe she's counting how many times she's done it.
Oh yeah. Counting rules.
Is this Romper Room?
Uh, I wouldn't know, Beavis.
Oh yeah, me neither, I don't know. I don't know whether this is Romper Room or not.
[commenting on Kathleen Hanna's appearance in the video]
Who's that five-year-old girl who keeps bouncing around?
Yeah, really. She sure can't dance. Like, what's the snif-gig-ligance of that girl being there?
The what?
You know, the sih...um, I forgot.
[Kathleen Hanna rubs her butt against Thurston Moore's crotch]
HEY!! GET AWAY FROM HIS WIENER!! GET AWAY!!
Settle down, Beavis. What are you, like, the wiener police or something?
Well, how would you like it if some chick tried to touch your wiener? [Butt-head does a double take and laughs] Um, wait a minute.
What???
Shut up, Butt-head. Shut up!
You dumbass!
You just weren't listening. I said, like, you know, like, how would you like it if some girl was touching your wiener? That'd be pretty cool. That's what I meant, dumbass!
Yeah, right.
Shut up, Butt-head! I just wasn't concentrating, that's all.
Sonic Youth, Dirty Boots
[a ticket collector is standing under a sign that says "2.00"]
Only two dollars to see Sonic Youth?
That's a good deal.
[addressing a woman in the video] Hey, how's it goin'? What high school do you go to?
I go to the same high school you go to, what are you talking about, Butt-head?
I was talking to the chick, Beavis! Dumbass!
Well, you should have said "Hey, baby" then. Like this, hey baby! How's it going?
[the central male and female in the video are divided by a mosh pit]
Go for it, dude, she wants you!
Yeah, yeah, go for it, go for it! She wants you, c'mon! Slam into her! Slam into her, c'mon! Go for it! C'mon, grab her!
Yeah, yeah, go for it!
Grab her!
Yeah!
C'mon! Go for it!
See, now that dude knows how to do it.
TMThurston Moore
And tell the story of the jelly rollin'...
Tell the story of the choad?
This is the story of a lonely little choad. He never scored. And that's the end.
I think that's like, uh, your story, Beavis.
It's your story too, butthole!
You sit too close to me, Beavis. Could you like, move a little further down the couch?
No way, Butt-head! You move! I'm all comfortable.
[the protagonists of the video have gotten onstage and are kissing]
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