What are those guys on the horses?
They're like the Desert cops. They're kicking Slayer out of the desert.
Yeah they were playing too loud.
Not loud enough, dude.
Yeah. MOUW MOUW MOUW ROOOOOOOOUUUUUW!
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (114), Smart Butt-head (108), Butthead (4), Jill Sobule (3)
Hey Beavis, look its those things. Those big triangulids.
What? I dunno.
Remember like, in that movie, that Moses dude built them?
Oh yeah. He built them like a long time ago, like like ancient.
Yeah. It was like, in the 50's.
Yeah, and then he went and wrote the Ten Condoments.
Oh yeah. Thou shalt not suck.
Slayer, Serenity In Murder
Haven't we seen this video before?
Uh...I don't know. It's hard to tell.
Yeah, yeah. I think I've seen a video like this before, where like, the music was all fast and loud, and the guys were like, you know, banging their heads like this.
Oh yeah. I remember that one. It was cool.
This music is like, nice and peaceful music.
Yeah, this is good if you just wanna like, just kinda mellow out or something.
Whoa, check it out! He's like, some kind of scientific dude.
Oh yeah, that's cool. If I was a scientific, I'd like, do an experiment, you know, where it's like, I'd get a chick in and say "OK chick, um, I'm gonna have to ask you to get naked, and then, I'm um, gonna experiment with your boobs."
Yeah. That would rule!
See, look! I think this dude's like, trying to catch this chick, and then, like, do experiments on her.
Oh yeah. That's like that movie we saw, where that dude had that chick in his basement, and he was gonna like, cut her skin off and stuff.
See, that was a good movie. It's like, some of those movies, where it's like, "No way!"
Yeah. Like, remember that movie, The Right Stuff?
Oh yeah.
That was stupid. That's never gonna happen.
Yeah, really. That was dumb. Or like that movie, Alive?
Yeah. It's like, that was a good idea, but that would never happen.
Yeah, like a plane would really crash like that.
Smashing Pumpkins, Today
Whoa, check it out, that guy's about to score! Stop the truck!
Yeah, pull over, buttmunch!
BCBilly Corgan
Today is the greatest day I've ever known...
He thinks it's the greatest day because he, like, stole an ice-cream truck.
That's cool. If I stole one of those, I'd like go out to the desert and then I'd just like start eating all the Rocket Pops, and the Chocolate Chippety Crunches, and...and the Dreamsicles, and the Nutty-Buddies...
Shut up, Beavis!
And the Froggies.
These guys are called the Smashing Pumpkins.
Oh yeah? I don't see 'em smashing anything.
Yeah. And I don't see any pumpkins.
Like, this part of the song, right here, this is pretty cool. This is where they should, like, smash stuff. See? See, right there. Right there, they could be smashing stuff, see? Instead of like, you know, doing that other stuff.
These guys should like, get together with the Spin Doctors, and like, paint stuff.
Yeah, yeah, and throw paint around. Seems like every time a bunch of guys get together and throw paint around, there's always some chicks there.
Yeah. I wonder why.
Snoop Dogg, Gin and Juice
Woah, check it out. I can't believe she's talking to Snoop that way.
Yeah. If that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smackdown.
Yeah, really.
Doggy-dog is in the motherf-ing houuuse.
Woah, check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet!
We got to get one of those.
Woah, he just touched her boobs!
Yeah. It's a Doggy-Dog World!
[to the music] May, I, kick a little something for the G's, yey-ah. [speaking] Ain't nothing but a G thing. I'm a G, I'm a straight G.
Yeah, you're a G for gonad.
Shut up, Butt-head. You might get smoked if you keep that up. Watch yo back, homie.
Hey Butt-head, did you know I'm from Compton?
Damnit Beavis, shut up. You're not from Compton.
No way Butt-head, I'm serious. I was kicking it on the street. It was hard times. I used to drink gin and juice, it was cool.
Beavis, you're a white wussy from right here.
No way Butt-head, you don't know, you weren't around then. Yeah, me and Snoop, we used to go to the Compton swap meet together.
Beavis, you used to go to the flea market with your mom.
No way Butt-head, see, I wear this shirt because these are my colors.
Beavis...
Yep, I'm a straight G.
...shut up.
Goin to the Compton swap meet with Snoop. Sometimes I used to kick it with Dre.
Beavis, shut up. You've never been to Compton, you're never gonna go to Compton, you're gonna be here for the rest of your life, you're stupid, you don't have any money and you're never gonna score.
[mumbling] Um, heh, oh yeah.
Jill Sobule, I Kissed a Girl
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