[Kathleen Hanna rubs her butt against Thurston Moore's crotch]
Beavis: HEY!! GET AWAY FROM HIS WIENER!! GET AWAY!!
Butt-head: Settle down, Beavis. What are you, like, the wiener police or something?
Beavis: Well, how would you like it if some chick tried to touch your wiener? [Butt-head does a double take and laughs] Um, wait a minute.
Butt-head: What???
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head. Shut up!
Butt-head: You dumbass!
Beavis: You just weren't listening. I said, like, you know, like, how would you like it if some girl was touching your wiener? That'd be pretty cool. That's what I meant, dumbass!
Butt-head: Yeah, right.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I just wasn't concentrating, that's all.
Sonic Youth, Dirty Boots

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