You know, it kinda sounded like he said "Poop".
Well, this is the Scatman, and scat is another word for poop.
How'd you know that?
I learned it when I did my report on feces.
The Shamen, Ebeneezer Goode
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These guys are from that country where everything sucks.
Yeah, and they all talk like wussies. [imitating the voice at the start of the video] Naughty, very naughty.
People from that country are stupid. [mock-British accent] I do say, old chap, I need to choke my chicken.
Yeah. Bloody well right.
Frank Sinatra & Bono, I've Got You Under My Skin
Hey, it's that guy from Dragnet!
Yeah. I carry a badge. My name's Friday.
[Bono appears on screen] Yeah. My name's Boner.
My name's Boner's dad.
[On Frank Sinatra] Whoa! Who's that old guy?
I think that's like, some dude from The Eagles or something.
Or like, one of those Rolling Stones guys?
Oh yeah. I think that's Keith Richards.
Oh yeah. He's cool.
Hey, hey! Did you hear that? They're like, screwing up. They're not together.
Yeah. Boner's dad needs to have a talk with him.
Yeah, yeah.
He needs to say "Dammit Boner, learn to sing before I kick your ass."
Yeah, yeah. He needs to say "Get in your room and practice, dammit!"
You'd make a good father, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
Is this like, classic rock?
Uh... I don't know.
FSFrank Sinatra
I've got you under my skin...
He said "skin."
[Laughs] "Skin."
Skee-Lo, I Wish
Ah, boy. Look at that, he's trying to be Forrest Gump.
Yeah. Life is like a little box of chocolates. That would be cool to like, try to pick up a chick by giving her a box of chocolates, because then, like if you strike out, you can at least eat the chocolate.
That's not a bad idea. I think I'm gonna go get me some Enamems and spank my monkey.
Uhh, you know what they say about short dudes, they got like, really big, uh...you know.
Yeah, but you know, I tried telling a chick that once, and she said "I don't care how big your turds are."
[laughs] You dumbass.
No, I'm serious, Butt-head. You know, I was going "I got really long turds. You wanna see 'em?"
Beavis, you were telling a chick you have long turds?
Yeah, yeah! And it didn't work. I said, you know, "They call me Mr. Poop a lot."
Beavis, you're making me sick, shut up! I was talking about wieners!
But um...oh. Oh, I see!
Skrillex, First of the Year (Equinox)
WWoman
Call 911 now! [man gets thrown back telikinetically]
Whoa! That's cool!
Yeah, that child molester, just messed with the wrong preschooler! Yeah!
Uh, what makes you think he's a child molester?
Oh, he's a child molester, believe me. Every child molester, I've ever met, looks just like that.
...
Uh, I think that's supposed to be her dad. He's like, "Never shoulda sent that kid to Hogwarts."
WWoman
Call 911 now!
Uhh, that's really cool and everything, but howcome he doesn't just call 911 himself?
Yeah, who's he telling, to call 911? Then what's he gonna tell 911 anyway?
Yeah, he'd be like, "Uh, I told my niece we couldn't go see Smurfs again, and then she started warping space and time.
Slaughter, Real Love
How did this ever happen? This is like...just a bunch of bungholes.
Yeah, because...[sees Shannen Doherty] WHOA! That's that Brenda bitch from Beverly Hills [Becomes hyperactive and says several numbers, until Butt-head slaps him]...210.
Beavis, next time you're talking about that show, just say Beverly Hills and forget about the numbers, okay?
Oh. Okay.
So, like...why the hell is she hanging out with these wussies?
Yeah, I thought that like, if you're a bitch...that you'd be like into something like more hardcore.
Uh...I think sometimes, if you're a bitch, you listen to crap like this.
Yeah, like, maybe she doesn't even like it, but she just like, plays this stuff just to piss people off...because she's a bitch!
Yeah. Bitches are cool.
Bitches rule!
Slayer, Seasons In the Abyss
Where the hell is this?
Yeah yeah, why are they playing way the hell out in the middle of no where?
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