Woman: Call 911 now!
Butt-Head: Uhh, that's really cool and everything, but howcome he doesn't just call 911 himself?
Beavis: Yeah, who's he telling, to call 911? Then what's he gonna tell 911 anyway?
Butt-Head: Yeah, he'd be like, "Uh, I told my niece we couldn't go see Smurfs again, and then she started warping space and time.
Slaughter, Real Love

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