Butt-head: Uhh, you know what they say about short dudes, they got like, really big, uh...you know.
Beavis: Yeah, but you know, I tried telling a chick that once, and she said "I don't care how big your turds are."
Butt-head: [laughs] You dumbass.
Beavis: No, I'm serious, Butt-head. You know, I was going "I got really long turds. You wanna see 'em?"
Butt-head: Beavis, you were telling a chick you have long turds?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! And it didn't work. I said, you know, "They call me Mr. Poop a lot."
Butt-head: Beavis, you're making me sick, shut up! I was talking about wieners!
Beavis: But um...oh. Oh, I see!
Skrillex, First of the Year (Equinox)
Beavis: Yeah, but you know, I tried telling a chick that once, and she said "I don't care how big your turds are."
Butt-head: [laughs] You dumbass.
Beavis: No, I'm serious, Butt-head. You know, I was going "I got really long turds. You wanna see 'em?"
Butt-head: Beavis, you were telling a chick you have long turds?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! And it didn't work. I said, you know, "They call me Mr. Poop a lot."
Butt-head: Beavis, you're making me sick, shut up! I was talking about wieners!
Beavis: But um...oh. Oh, I see!
Skrillex, First of the Year (Equinox)
Butt-head : Uhh, you know what they say about short dudes, they got like, really big, uh...you know.
Beavis : Yeah, but you know, I tried telling a chick that once, and she said "I don't care how big your turds are."
Butt-head : [laughs] You dumbass.
Beavis : No, I'm serious, Butt-head. You know, I was going "I got really long turds. You wanna see 'em?"
Butt-head : Beavis, you were telling a chick you have long turds?
Beavis : Yeah, yeah! And it didn't work. I said, you know, "They call me Mr. Poop a lot."
Butt-head : Beavis, you're making me sick, shut up! I was talking about wieners!
Beavis : But um...oh. Oh, I see!
Skrillex, First of the Year (Equinox)
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