Whoa! You're crying!
What, no I'm not!
You're crying like a girl!
No way! I am not! Dammit!
You're moved.
I am not moved! Shut up! I don't know what it is.
This is amazing!
“Crying” · Season 8, Episode 2
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (7), Smart Beavis (6), Mr. Van Driessen (1), Coach Buzzcut (1), Stewart Stevenson (1)
So, like, yesterday, you we're crying.
Shut up, Butt-head! I was not!
That's why so many readers find Atticus' speech so moving.
Uh... I Mr. Van Driessen. I bet Beavis was really moved by it.
Cut it off, Butt-Head.
Cuz yesterday, I saw him crying.
No, I wasn't!
It's okay to be touched, Beavis.
Yeah, Beavis was touched.
SHUT UP! I WAS NOT CRYING BUTT-HEAD!
Hey guys, what's up?
Hey Stewart, have you heard the news?
SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD.
No, what?
Beavis was crying.
SHUT UP! I WAS NOT! I WAS NOT CRYING! I wasn't. Something happened to my eyes. It was that onion.
Uh... attention everyone. [everyone looks at him] Beavis was crying.
DAMMIT! I WAS NOT CRYING!
You will climb the rope, touch the ceiling, and descend, all within 30 seconds. Are there any questions?
Uh, I have a question. What happens if Beavis starts crying?
AAH! I WAS NOT CRYING! I WAS NOT CRYING! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Coach Buzzcut [struggling to restrain Beavis]: You will beat the crap out of Butt-head on your own time!
It's alright to cry; crying takes the sad out of you.
[flashforwarding to 80 years later, Beavis and Butt-head have grown old as they are at a retirement home as they're getting old]
Hey, Beavis.
What?
You were crying!
I was not! I was not crying! [Old Butt-Head laughs but his laughter brings on a heart attack and he passes away] I'm serious. I was not crying, Butt-Head. I'm not crying now either. [pushes him with his wheelchair, satisfied] Butthole.
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