Hey guys, what's up?
Hey Stewart, have you heard the news?
SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD.
No, what?
Beavis was crying.
SHUT UP! I WAS NOT! I WAS NOT CRYING! I wasn't. Something happened to my eyes. It was that onion.
Uh... attention everyone. [everyone looks at him] Beavis was crying.
DAMMIT! I WAS NOT CRYING!
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