Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 8, Episode 1
“Werewolves of Highland” · Season 8, Episode 1
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (4)
Well this isn't very good.
So uh, is Bella a zombie? She's just standing there with her mouth open and she acts like she's dead...
Shhh! Quiet!
Ehh, sorry, sorry.
I will fight for you until your heart stops beating. And then I will still love you. And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time...
[more reactions from the girls in the theater]
How come everyone whispers in these movies?
They're probably embarrassed. What do you think?
Shhh! Shut up!
'Beavis: Oh sorry. Sorry.
[as Beavis and Butt-Head approach, thinking he is a werewolf] Women? Let me tell you something about women. They're all right. They're fiiiine when they don't know what's happening. I don't think you no listening to me! No listen to me! You no listen to me!!
Uhh, thank you oh great master for your wisdom. But, uh, we were like wondering if you could like, bite us?
Yeah me too.
You got a dollar?
Uhh, we have gum.[offers gum]
Ah, like me gum! [ingests the gum and proceeds to ferociously bite Beavis and Butt-Head repeatedly]
[amongst saying "ow"] Cool!
[also saying "ow"] You don't have to go crazy!
Okay that's enough!
[drops both boys] Ahhh, like me gum!
[getting up and limping away] Dammit, that hurt.
Don't worry, Beavis. It'll be worth it.
[infected with a string of diseases] Being a werewolf hurts my bones...
Being a werewolf hurts my bones.
Yeah. It makes my eyes hurt.
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