Calamity Jan and Shame in “Unfinished Business”

Calamity Jan

Shame, honey, you seen my maw?

Shame

Yeah, I seen too much'a her lately.

Calamity Jan

I think we musta left her at the stable with the horses.

Shame

Well, don't worry, nobody'll notice.

Calamity Jan

Well, we gotta go back and get her.

Shame

No can do, lover. By now, she's probably a prisoner of the police. Might as well give her up for gone.

Calamity Jan

Honey, she's my mother, the only one I got!

Shame

Yeah, I know.

Calamity Jan

Aw, don't be like that. I know she's a battleax and an old owl, but she is my flesh and blood.

Shame

Yeah, I was wondering about that here-didity. What'd your father look like?

Calamity Jan

Oh, he was prettier than my maw.

Shame

Nobody could be uglier.