Are you ready to be incarcerated, King Tut?
With the greatest pleasure. You could jail me for a million years and I wouldn't flinch an inch. Oh, at last, Nirvana is within my grasp.
You appear to be quite breezy for a man about to be tucked away.
I know, and so would you if you knew what I know; and if I know you, no doubt you know what I now know. Why waste my time with someone who knows, I have to find someone who doesn't know. [to Chief O'Hara] Do you know? No.
Sounds like The Riddle of the Sphinx.
Nothing so simple as that, dear lady. I hold the key to the riddle of the ages. You're too late, Dynamic Dimwits.
Holy waste of energy.
What has he told you?
Nothing. He's been running off at the mouth about some secret or riddle.
The beans, so to speak, are about to be spilled. Batman and Robin, prepare to meet the end of your usefulness. Lady and gentlemen, Batman and Robin are... [BABBLES]
It's only gonna prolong the agony, Batman.
Not necessarily, Robin. That blow on his head could be exactly what saves us. I certainly hope so.
Where am I?
You were about to tell us a secret, King Tut.
King Tut? My name is William Omaha McElroy... and I'm professor of Egyptology at Yale University.
You don't remember what you were going to tell us?
Who do you have a purple mask on, lady? I'm going to be late for class.
Uh, just a moment, professor.
You can't walk off like this.
Harvard people, nice speaking to you.
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