Batman quotes from Batman

My name is Pauline. My lawyer's name is Mr. Oliver Wendell. Why don't you look him up and buzz him?

Gordon

No use, Batman. She's hard as nails.

O'Hara

Knows her legal rights, too.

Batman

A frustrated, would-be actress. A star that was never born. Venting her disappointment on society.

Robin

A giant cake of foam rubber! What are the chances?

Batman

I'd say the odds against it would make even the most reckless gambler cringe!

Batman

He's from Philadelphia.

How did you know?

Batman

You dipped your diphthong. People from Philadelphia are known for that.

Batman

We've got your number, Archer.

Impossible, my dear Sheriff of Gothamham. My number's unlisted.

Batman

Remember the Boy Scouts' motto.

Robin

'Be prepared'.

Batman

It would do well to keep that in mind at all times.

Robin

Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!

Batman

I wasn't scared in the least.

Robin

Not at all?

Batman

Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?

Robin

Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!

Batman

I like to think it's because our hearts are pure.

Catwoman

Batman, you saved my life!

Batman

It was the least I could do.

Catwoman

How can I ever combat you again after all you've done for me?

Batman

Let's hope it never comes to that, Catwoman, because, in the end, veracity and rectitude always triumph.

Catwoman

Batman...are you spoken for?

Batman

Huh?

Catwoman

Married, engaged, or going steady?

Batman

My crime fighting leaves me little time for social engagements.

Catwoman

Boy...have I got a girl for you!

[strums his lyre and sings, to the tune of "Rock-A-Bye Baby"] Batman and Robin, rotate and revolve.

Robin

[as he and Batman are spun around on the rotating spit] Is this it, Batman? Is this the end??

Batman

If it is...let's not lose our dignity!

Robin

But what is it?

Batman

Saribus Sacer. A species of ancient Egyptian beetle, sacred to the Sun God, Hymeopolos. And from which the term scarab is derived. But, you should know that, Robin, if you are up on your studies of Egyptology.

Robin

You're right.

Batman

Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys.

Robin

Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's.

Batman

You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised.

Robin

I AM a little hungry.

Batman

Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition.

Clock King

No! It can't be true! You're dead! You have to be dead!

Robin

Maybe we're living on borrowed time!

Batman

But now, it's round-up time!

Robin

We better hurry, Batman.

Batman

Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

Robin

Right again, Batman.

Woe is me. My criminal career is now eggstinct!

Batman

Foolish, evil man!

Robin

You're going to go where all the broken eggshells end up: in the garbage!

Batman

Who attacked you?

I've covered for the fiend long enough. It was my criminal twin brother--Harry

Robin

Holy fratricide! Any idea where he hangs out?

As a matter of fact, yes. His lair is an abandoned music roll factory. 20 B Front Street. Zip code, 9999979.