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Instead of taking you, the cops, and the Batman down separately, I'm gonna blast you all at once! [takes out his phone and speaks into it] Send down the plane, boys. We're blowing town. Literally.
But all those innocent people.
Some joke on them, eh? Think of it as the ultimate punchline. [laughs]
It's lucky you were here, Quinn. The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
Quiet, brat.
You were gonna come for me, weren't you, Puddin'?
Of course, pumpkin-pie. It's just that... well, here you are, so I can, err, save myself the trip.
But what about all our friends, Ivy and Two-Face and... Hat-Guy and Lizard-Man and Puppet-Head and-
What about them?
Don't forget your little pets.
[gasps] The babies! We can't leave the babies!
I'll buy you a goldfish. Let's go.
No!
Why, you little-
[points the gun against Joker] Freeze, clown!
Quinn, stop!
He's mine, Bats!
You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts. Not in a million years would you--
[Harley pulls the trigger and a flag that reads "Rat-Tat-Tat" comes out of the barrel]
Baby, you're the greatest.
You! How did you get past--
Good evening, Mayor. Nice to see you again too. And whose life are you ruining now? A poor pensioner? A malnourished orphan, perhaps?
Please, Fugate, don't hurt me.
If it's any comfort, my revenge will encompass more than just you. I intend to pass a most timely sentence on the entire judicial system.
It's a shame that you've decided to keep this device a secret.
It would seem that the world is not quite ready for it yet.
Gee, that's too bad for Fugate. I'm sure he'll wish he had something to make the days pass quicker where he's going.
Calm down, pussycat. We're all friends here. Dummy, don't keep our pretty guest in the dark.
Yes, sir, Mr. Scarface. [turns on the lot, revealing him and Scarface]
Ah, that's better.
[gasps] You gotta be kidding. [laughs]
What's she laughin' at? My fly ain't open, is it?
No, sir.
So what's the gag?
Oh come on, you know! [in a goofy voice] "What's the gag?"
Can it, sister. This is Scarface you're dealing with, and I don't stand for no disrespect.
I'd do as he says, ma'am. Mr. Scarface can be quite insistent.
I don't think anyone's talking to you.
No, sir. No, sir.
Right... so, what do you want with me?
My boys happened to be in the museum when they saw your little set-to with Miss Ronnie V. They also seen you licking your whiskers at the sight of Ronnie's pretty sparklers.
You're boring me, log.
[the Ventrloquist pulls out an envelope from his coat]
So what if I could provide you with a foolproof plan to snatchin' those rocks with no risk of you gettin' caught?
Pass. Kitty's been staying it at night. It's not the greatest, but it beats the pound, if you know what I mean.
Now, that's a darn shame. And I thought for sure you'd want a chance to get even with the Vreelands. Not just for yourself, ya understand, but for all those poor little stuffed critters what never had the chance to fight back.
Oh, barf.
It's a 50/50 cut. Take it or leave it? You in or what?
[Selina picks up the envelope]
[finds Catwoman trapped under dinosaur bones] Hold it!
[sheepishly] Could you please give me a hand? This dinosaur seems to have fallen on me.
How did you?
It's a dull story, handsome.
[as the guard reaches for Catwoman's hand, Catwoman grabs his arm and mule kicks him in the stomach with her foot, and knocks him out with a bone]
What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you - breaking and entering is against the law.
You would know.
I thawt I thaw a putty tat.
[Catwoman crushes Scarface under some logs]
That's one way to remove a splinter. What's wrong, Ventriloquist? Cat got your tongue?
Please, I never hurt you. Scarface, he's another person, not me, really.
But he's inside you somewhere. And I'm going to keep scratching until I find him.
I am the cat who walks by herself.
You almost didn't get paid. You're lucky these diamonds didn't get nabbed in the smuggling bust.
No, Mr. Thorne. You are the lucky one. [He punches the punching bag across the room]
Come on in, Bats, the water's fine.
[Budges in the wall] He is mine to destroy, monster!
Over my dead body.
As you wish. [Pushes the button to activate his strength and beat up Killer Croc]
[Batman & Robin gets into the sewer] That's Croc!
Ooaugh. [Out cold and floats in]
Somebody's helpin' us out. Somebody's tough. [They gets Killer Croc out of the sewer and bringing him with them] Could be a crime fighter, you know? Somebody trying to be like us to help us clean up Gotham. What do you think, Batman? [Batman gasps] What?
[They surprisingly seeing Batmobile has been damaged in smoke] I think you're right about one thing, Robin. Whoever did this was tough, this was done with barehands.
I think you have a ding in your door, sir.
He trashed my car, Alfred. Between two guys, that's real personal.
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