Selina Kyle quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

Selina Kyle

Don't tell me you're my very own private probation officer. How often would you like me to check in?

Now if you'll excuse me, I've given you all the time I can spare.

Selina Kyle

You'll find more time for me, Mr. Stern. Before I'm through, I'll have every environmental group and animal rights activist breathing down your neck. They'll be looking at you and your project so closely, you'll feel like a bug in a bell-jar.

Scarface

Calm down, pussycat. We're all friends here. Dummy, don't keep our pretty guest in the dark.

Ventriloquist

Yes, sir, Mr. Scarface. [turns on the lot, revealing him and Scarface]

Scarface

Ah, that's better.

Selina Kyle

[gasps] You gotta be kidding. [laughs]

Scarface

What's she laughin' at? My fly ain't open, is it?

Ventriloquist

No, sir.

Scarface

So what's the gag?

Selina Kyle

Oh come on, you know! [in a goofy voice] "What's the gag?"

Scarface

Can it, sister. This is Scarface you're dealing with, and I don't stand for no disrespect.

Ventriloquist

I'd do as he says, ma'am. Mr. Scarface can be quite insistent.

Scarface

I don't think anyone's talking to you.

Ventriloquist

No, sir. No, sir.

Selina Kyle

Right... so, what do you want with me?

Scarface

My boys happened to be in the museum when they saw your little set-to with Miss Ronnie V. They also seen you licking your whiskers at the sight of Ronnie's pretty sparklers.

Selina Kyle

You're boring me, log.

Scarface

So what if I could provide you with a foolproof plan to snatchin' those rocks with no risk of you gettin' caught?

Selina Kyle

Pass. Kitty's been staying it at night. It's not the greatest, but it beats the pound, if you know what I mean.

Scarface

Now, that's a darn shame. And I thought for sure you'd want a chance to get even with the Vreelands. Not just for yourself, ya understand, but for all those poor little stuffed critters what never had the chance to fight back.

Selina Kyle

Oh, barf.

Scarface

It's a 50/50 cut. Take it or leave it? You in or what?