Toys. You try to fight me with pathetic little TOYS. You've got nothing! Beg for mercy! SCREAM MY NAME!!
Never.
You are beaten. Now I will break you.
S2 E10Bane
S2 E11Baby-Doll
[on "Love That Baby"] I remember this show from when I was a kid. It still stinks.
[At Wayne Manor, Summer Gleeson is on the telephone talking to Marv Wolfman at her office.]
I don't care what Mayor Hill says. The people have a right to know, and if he won't talk to us-- [Batman drops a photo of Baby-Doll onto her desk] I'll call you back, Marv. [to Batman and Robin] Since when are you interested in has-been actors?
Since that one's been kidnapping her co-stars.
You're serious?
She's been picking them off, one by one. Any reason she'd have a grudge?
Actually, they should hate her. Dahl put them all out of work when she quit the series to become a "dramatic" actress.
[Summer plays a video of Mary Dahl playing Lady Macbeth]
MDMary Dahl
What, will these hands never be clean? Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
Pee-yew.
That's what the critics said. Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when she tried to start her TV show again, the networks turned her down.
That still doesn't explain why she's after her old cast.
[picks up a cassette] Maybe there's a clue in these old episodes.
You can borrow them if you want. And when you crack the case, you can pay me back with an exclusive... [turns to see that they have vanished] interview.
Naughty, naughty, Daddys. Mustn't yell at your Baby like thats.
TBTod Baker
You're not my daughter, and we're not a family. We're actors, remember? You cancelled our show because you whined you weren't getting enough attention.
But I knows now I made a boo-boo. It was hard for me out there. I studied and trained and auditioned, but no one wanted me. [plays the sound of a crowd going "Aww..." on her tape recorder] Over the years, I remembered how happy I was with all of you around me, and the folks at home watching me each week. Me, Baby-Doll! [giggles] Now I'm Baby for good, and everyone will love me agains. Hugs, hugs.
[Her goons force the actors to share a hug with her, and she plays the "Aww..." again]
[watching episodes of Baby Doll's old TV show] Remember that time Poison Ivy nearly smothered us in those vines, with the really sharp thorns?
Yes.
This is worse.
[after her TV brother is rendered unconscious by her bodyguard] Sorry I had to play roughs, Tippy. I didn't mean to.
Wow, lady. You're good.
MMariam
It's a living.
[Batman pursues Baby-Doll in a funhouse tunnel maze]
Silly Mr. Batman can't catch me.
Don't run away. I know you're scared, confused - I can help you.
Liar, liar, cape on fire.
Game's over, Mr. Batman. [laughs] I WIN! [Batman fires his grappling gun, knocking the doll-gun down a slide] No fair. [runs to retrieve it, and stumbles into a room full of fun-house mirrors. Picks up the gun, wandering through the various distorted reflections, until she comes to one that shows her as an adult] Look. That's me in there. The real me. There I am. But it's not really real, is it? Just... made up and pretend, like my family and my life and everything else! [turns to face Batman, who stands behind her] WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME MAKE-BELIEVE?! [fires at mirrors, and cries after breaking the mirror with her adult reflection. Batman approaches her] I didn't mean to.
S2 E12The Lion And The Unicorn
[Alfred breaks a chair over a thug's head.]
And here all I thought you dusted was furniture.
A Louis Quinze; what a pity.
[after being drugged with a truth serum] You'll get nothing but gibberish out of me, madam. I come from haunts of cootenfern and knicker sudden Sally. Uh... dee-dum dee-dum dee-dum dee-dum, and bicker down the valley.
RCRed Claw
And people wonder why no one takes Britain seriously anymore.
S2 E13Showdown
SSheriff
Well, well. Jonah Hex, his own bad self. Been here five minutes and you ain't killed nobody nor set nothin' on fire. Slippin', ain't you?
JHJonah Hex
I'm still a little bushed.
SSheriff
Fact is, you look a little past it, Hex. Not tired, just all used up.
HHex
Well, when I get pushed, I can still shoot a fly out from between its wings. Provided the light's right, of course... and it's a big plump fly.
SSheriff
I ain't got nothin' on you, Hex... yet. Just remember, them wanted posters say "dead or alive". You might try "alive" this time.
HHex
First time for everything.
It would appear we have ourselves a government spy. A rather disreputable-looking one at that. Well, Mr. Spy, I'd say your plan has failed, and the railroad is doomed.
HHex
I ain't no spy. I'm Jonah Hex, and I don't give a tinker's cuss about no railroad. I've come to get you, Arkady Duvall, on account of what you done to that girl back east.
[chuckles] You mean to say, you've tracked me across twelve states because of that?
HHex
Well, there's also the matter of a 200 dollar reward. That part don't hurt my feelings none.
You're either a liar or a fool.
HHex
I've been known to be foolish, but ain't nobody calls me a liar and goes to bed happy.
HHex
Now let's you and me dance.
You cannot defeat me. I am a Heidelberg fencing champion.
HHex
My heart's all a-flutter.
Five thousand in gold, take it. Leave me be.
HHex
It ain't about money, boy. It's about justice. And I aim to serve you some.
Let me live, please.
HHex
I will. Only because it's too much trouble to haul your stinkin' carcass back east.
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