Teddy Lupus quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

You can't go on like this, Matt. You hurt all the time now.

You're just my stand-in, Lupus. Nobody promoted you to nursemaid.

That stuff makes your face like putty, Matt; it can't be good for ya.

It probably ain't good for me. But unless I only want to do horror pictures, it ain't bad for me either.

Clayface

[testing his new shapeshifting powers] The formula must have soaked every cell in my body.

It's.... It's some kind of miracle. [sees Matt change back into Clayface] Wha... What are you doing?

Clayface

No. No! You broke my concentration! It won't work, don't you see it's too hard! It's like tensing a muscle - I can't keep it up for long! MY CAREER, MY LIFE - IT IS GONE! AND I CAN NEVER GET IT BACK! [He destroys several things in the trailer] I'm not an actor anymore! I'm not even... a man. [Sobs softly]

Clayface

Not even the Batman could stop me, Teddy. And that means Daggett won't have a prayer.

Matt, please, you don't wanna do anything crazy. Why don't you try to get some shuteye?

Clayface

DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME!!! I told you I don't need rest! I don't need food! AND I DON'T NEED YOU!!!! [grabs Teddy and throws him to a bookcase then walks out the door]

I'm just glad to know it wasn't really Bruce Wayne who attacked me.

Summer Gleeson

Thank you, Mr. Fox. All charges against Wayne have, of course, been dropped. And Roland Daggett remains in custody.

My word, sir. I should think after all this, it would time to rest.

Batman

Look. A piece of clay left behind when they took Hagan's body away. Watch. [zaps the clay with electricity, causing it to morph into multiple shapes]

Electricity has no effect on it?

Batman

Exactly. [scene changes to a morgue where a doctor uncovers Clayface's body; voice-over] I wouldn't be surprised if the body they took to the morgue was only a shell [Clayface's body cracks and crumbles into little pieces] Don't forget, first and foremost, Hagan was an actor. [scene changes to Teddy outside the hospital] He said it himself, Alfred. He called it a scene. Maybe the greatest scene in his career.

[sadly] See you 'round, Matt. [walks away]

Batman

A death scene so real... it fooled us all.