Batman: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 21
“Feat Of Clay Part 2” · Season 1, Episode 21
In this episode: Clayface (3), Teddy Lupus (3), Batman (2), Alfred Pennyworth (1), Summer Gleeson (1), Daggett (1)
[testing his new shapeshifting powers] The formula must have soaked every cell in my body.
It's.... It's some kind of miracle. [sees Matt change back into Clayface] Wha... What are you doing?
No. No! You broke my concentration! It won't work, don't you see it's too hard! It's like tensing a muscle - I can't keep it up for long! MY CAREER, MY LIFE - IT IS GONE! AND I CAN NEVER GET IT BACK! [He destroys several things in the trailer] I'm not an actor anymore! I'm not even... a man. [Sobs softly]
Not even the Batman could stop me, Teddy. And that means Daggett won't have a prayer.
Matt, please, you don't wanna do anything crazy. Why don't you try to get some shuteye?
DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME!!! I told you I don't need rest! I don't need food! AND I DON'T NEED YOU!!!! [grabs Teddy and throws him to a bookcase then walks out the door]
[Roland Daggett is at a talk show talking about Renuyu facial cream and the host asks for audience questions]
I'd like to ask Mr. Daggett about the rumors I've heard. I hear he's selling Renuyu through direct marketing because stores won't carry it due to its harmful side effects.
Well that's, uh, absolutely untrue-
[stands up and approaches him] What about the addictive properties of Renuyu, Mr. Daggett? Once you're hooked, you can't stop using it without horrible pain!
No, I mean, that's just not so.
Why don't you show them what an overdose can do, Daggett?! Why don't you tell them [voices goes deeper] about ME?! [transforms into Clayface]
[Batman tricks Clayface into confronting him in a recording room, where he turns multiple screens showing headshots of Clayface's past roles]
What are you doing?! Stop it!
Look at them, Hagan. Look at what you used to be.
No, no! Turn them off!
You can play those roles again, Hagan. Let me help you find a cure.
[begins to shapeshift into his past roles] No! Hagan's gone! Make him stop haunting me! Stop it! Turn them off! I can't control it! I can't be all of them! Not all at once!
[Clayface starts smashing the control panels, yanks off one of the screens and throws it at Batman, who dodges; the screen hits the big screen, causing an explosion; the police arrive to see Clayface in his shapeshifting seizure as he shifts his face into Bruce Wayne]
Mother of mercy. It looks just like Bruce Wayne.
[Clayface punches through two screens, electrocuting him and reverting back into his true form and he topples over; Batman walks up to Clayface]
You know what I'd have given for a death scene like this? Too bad I won't get to read the notices. [faints]
I'm just glad to know it wasn't really Bruce Wayne who attacked me.
Thank you, Mr. Fox. All charges against Wayne have, of course, been dropped. And Roland Daggett remains in custody.
[as Alfred turns off the TV, Batman is experimenting with a piece of Clayface's clay]
My word, sir. I should think after all this, it would time to rest.
Look. A piece of clay left behind when they took Hagan's body away. Watch. [zaps the clay with electricity, causing it to morph into multiple shapes]
Electricity has no effect on it?
Exactly. [scene changes to a morgue where a doctor uncovers Clayface's body; voice-over] I wouldn't be surprised if the body they took to the morgue was only a shell [Clayface's body cracks and crumbles into little pieces] Don't forget, first and foremost, Hagan was an actor. [scene changes to Teddy outside the hospital] He said it himself, Alfred. He called it a scene. Maybe the greatest scene in his career.
[sadly] See you 'round, Matt. [walks away]
A death scene so real... it fooled us all.
[a woman laughs as her voice grows deeper and her eyes turn yellow, revealing her to be a disguised Clayface]
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