Gordon quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

Batman

[About the Bat-Signal] Got a new toy, I see.

I figured it might come in handy.

Harley

[sniffs] Oh, my poor, poor puddin'.

Bullock

Come on, he was a demented, abusive, psychotic maniac.

Harley

Yeah... I'm really gonna miss him.

Do you think he's gone for good?

Batman

Believe me, Jim, I wish it were true. But deep inside, I doubt it.

Riddler

[still inside] I can escape that easily too! But then, if the planet were equitable, I'd still have my old job! [the screen flickers] No! No, not yet! NO! [screams]

Robin

Looked like he suffered some kind of attack, like a sensory overload or something...

But we'll never know for sure, cause we'll never find him.

Batman

Oh, no? Come on. I think he left us a clue... "If the planet were equitable, I'd still have my old job".

Robin

Of course. If the "World's Fair," I'd still have my "Ex-position". Oh, give me a break.

Batman

Looks like he didn't escape his virtual reality in time.

Robin

You mean he's been trapped inside his own program?

Batman

Could be. And how to get him out may be a riddle no one can solve.

It's business, Jim. Nothing personal. Matter of fact, I respect you, I do. But a fellow has to take his opportunities where he finds them. And with you out of the way, I'll be mayor inside of a year!

You're SICK, Gil! [glances at Two-Face] A lot sicker than him! At least I can see his bad half!

Sorry you feel that way. At least you won't have to worry about Barbara. I'll take good care of her. She's very fond of me, you know.

You piece of scum! I may not be able to stop you, but I know someone who will!

I wouldn't get your hopes up. You see, there's been a recent decline in the bat population.