Harley Quinn quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

Batman

[To Harley] I hear you're getting out tomorrow.

Harley

You got a problem with that?

Batman

Congratulations.

Harley

Yeah, so I made a few mistakes. [shakes Batman's hand] I've got my head back together, and I'm gonna live my life right.

Batman

For your sake, I hope so.

Harley

I'll show you. Starting tomorrow, you'll see I'm just as sane as anybody.

Harley

Home again, home again, diggity dig...

Not for too long, though. Ms. Vreeland dropped the kidnapping charges. With a little more hard work, you should be ready to re-enter society for good.

Harley

Yay... [to Batman] There's one thing I've gotta know. Why'd you stay with me all day, risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?

Batman

I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life. [takes her dress out of a bag] I had a bad day too, once.

Harley

[takes the dress] Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.

Miss Quinn? Do you have any complaints against Mr. Bolton?

Harley Quinn

I got nothing to say.

But surely you must have something you wish to-

Harley Quinn

You got a hearing problem or something?! NO! NADA! IXNAY! ZERO! ZILCH! BUPKIS! NOTHING! OKAY?!

Harley Quinn

He threatens us! Takes away our privileges, even when we're good!

We've heard enough of this nonsense.

He says scum like us must be kept in line! That's why he chains us down at night and electrifies our doors!

Scarface

He held me over a can filled with a termites! Ya hear me?! TERMITES!

Harley Quinn

He's an animal!

Ventriloquist

A monster!

Keep him away!

SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! [tries to attack them, but is stopped and restrained] You're all scum! You should be beaten within an inch of your misbegotten lives!

I've seen enough! [pounds the gravel] Lyle Bolton, you're dismissed!

Before I came here, Arkham was a revolving door for every maniac in Gotham. I kept them in! ME! Now I realize I was wrong to punish those pathetic miscreants! THEY'RE ONLY SYMPTOMS! YOU'RE THE CAUSE! THE GUTLESS POLICE, MINDLESS BUREAUCRATS, AND CODDLING DOCTORS! YOU SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE WITHOUT A KEY!