Back at the Barnyard · Season 2, Episode 17
[Discussing the Z-Box.]
Otis, that thing costs, like, ten thousand tickets.
Yeah, we'll never get that many.
Ten thousand?
Guys, did Napoleon quit when he needed ten thousand tickets to conquer France? Did that other guy quit when he needed ten thousand tickets to do that ten thousand ticket thing? No! I'm not saying it'll be easy. I'm not saying--
[The others have left, and it's revealed Otis was giving his speech to a small kid, who starts crying.]
[during laser tag] Ha! You showed mercy! You're weak! That Z-Box is mine! Say goodbye, stupid enlarged kid!
Wait a minute. Kid, family, nougat, suspension bridges... Pig's pocket mirror!
[Otis deflects Snotty Boy's laser blast with the mirror, blasting him out of the room. Soon, Snotty Boy is confronted by Donk E. Cheese.]
When you wake up in the emergency room, tell 'em Donk E. Cheese sent ya. [gives Snotty Boy a wedgie]
[screams]
[After the British orphan Otis gave the Z-Box to is revealed to be a conman.]
Well, Otis, you did the wrong thing.
I sure did, Abby. I sure did.
Yeah, it was actually pretty stupid.
Yeah, I mean, you just gave it to him.
[annoyed] I know what I did!
[Meeting Psycho the rodeo bull.]
It's that crazy bull!
He eats cowboys for breakfast!
And accountants for a light snack at 4:00!
Otis, what happened to your leg?
Psycho asked me to help him move his couch, and then busted my leg, and said mean things, and the farmer decided to ride him to win the love of Bronco Betsy, and now he's doomed!
I get his raisins! I mean, after we get over the initial shock of this.
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