“Back at the Booyard” quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Abby

Okay, Otis, you got your candy back. Now can we get out of this creepy place?

Otis

Sure we can.

Pig

Okay, that sounds good.

Abby

Let's go.

Otis

Right after I take a handful of candy from this tree trunk. [Otis attempts to take candy from Hockey Mask Bob's tree trunk but the animals stop Otis right before he does it]

Noooooo!!!!

Otis

Ah! What?

Abby

Otis, don't you dare take candy from Hockey Mask Bob's tree trunk.

Otis

Oh, come on, just a little to replace what we lost chasing Snotty Boy. Even a freak like Bob could understand the economics of that.

Pig

But the legend. He'll come back and take his revenge.

Otis

Oh, his revenge? ”Golly, I'm all a-tremble.” Guys, Hockey Mask Bob is all moon cheese and cracker dust. He doesn't exist. Now I'll just take a tiny handful, and we can be on our way.

Duke

First the lights, then the scream, Now the locked door, This has Hockey Mask Bob written all over it!

Otis

There is no Hockey Mask Bob. Someone get me a shovel. I'm breaking this door open.

Pig

Not me. I'm waiting right here so he doesn't get me.

Otis

All right, stay calm. Nobody panic.

Pip

Why not?

Otis

Because I'm gonna panic enough for everyone. [panics] OH MY GOSH, IT WAS REALLY HOCKEY MASK BOB! HE'S REALLY REAL! AND HE JUST TOOK ABBY AND PIG AND NOW HE'S GONNA COME AFTER THE REST OF US!

Otis

AAH! Hockey Mask used his demon powers to summon Abby's face onto his face! AAH!

Abby

No, it's really me! I just pranked you. We all did!

Pig

Hey, Otis.

Duke

How you doin', big guy?

Pip

Ha-ha, did we scare ya?

Otis

AAAH! Hockey Mask Bob used dark sorcery to reanimate the bodies of my friends in a horrible fashion! [screams]

One hour later...

Otis

AAAH! Hockey Mask Bob is pretending to be the announcer and making horrifying statements about the passage of time! [screams]