Back at the Barnyard · Season 2, Episode 13
I'm going to use a real rooster.
What?! But what about the tofrooster?
Yeah, that tastes like hot garbage. Ain't nobody eatin' that.
Well, I won't allow it! Roosters are kind, loyal animals who make wonderful roommates. Probably.
Fine, you don't like it?! There the fake kitchen door!
Fine! I'm leaving!
[to a caged rooster] Don't be frightened. We're here to save you.
Save me? You mean these are not the auditions for the Seattle Opera?
No. It's a cooking show! You're about to be deep-fried and eaten on live TV!
[gasps] Forza del destino!
In our final story, local chef Big Bones Mignon's new recipe for mustache jambalaya is taking the county by storm.
Dat's right! It's like a vacation in your mouth, I guarantee!
[slurps the jambalaya] Mmm. That's good mustache. [he starts feeling indigestion] Hey, I don't feel so good.
Otis, I can't believe that phony Big Bones is getting the credit for your mustache recipe.
Mmm. Who cares? Freddy's imitation rooster is awesome!
[Everyone else agrees.]
Hey, wait a minute. Where's Peck?
[Everyone looks at their forks, thinking they ate Peck.]
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[monotone] Aaaaaaaaahhhh.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[Otis uses a plunger on his mouth. Just then, Freddy and Peck enter.]
Hey, guys. What's doin'?
[Everyone is relieved to see Peck.]
Phew!
I don't even wanna tell you what we were thinking.
That the secret ingredient in tofrooster is dandruff? How'd you guess?
[Beat.]
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[monotone] Aaaaaaaaahhhh.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[still suffering from indigestion] AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[singing opera] Aaaaaaaaaahhh!
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