Back at the Barnyard · Season 2, Episode 15
Wow, saving that race of mole people from those giant evil bloodworms at the center of the Earth was cool!
[The others agree.]
Definitely one of our better adventures.
I still can't believe they made Pig their emperor.
[Pig is shot out of the ground.]
I abused my power and I learned nothing.
Look at her beady, little eyes, her furrowed brow, her cruel hateful beak.
Freddy, you're looking at me.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Guys, Bessy's my best friend. I refuse to believe she stole those paintings.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Confront her with what we saw?
No way! You remember the last time we tried to confront her with something?
[Flashback to Bessy dropping an anvil on Otis' head.]
Alert the authorities?
Ha! You remember the last time we tried to alert the authorities?
[Flashback to Bessy shoving Pig in Otis' mouth.]
Maybe we should forget the whole thing and go about our business.
You remember the last time we tried to forget the whole thing and go about our business?
[Flashback to Bessy dropping the henhouse on Otis.]
[finds an alarm system while robbing a house] Hey, look, a tiny toaster oven! [rips it out of the wall, triggering the alarm] The defrost setting is awfully loud.
What's going on here?
Weird Al Yankovic?
Yeah, I'm Weird Al Yankovic. What are you doing in my house?
Robbing it.
Oh, really? Hm, good thing all famous people have police hotlines. [prepares to activate a hotline, in the shape of a clown's head]
[takes the hotline] Wait, don't call the police!
[tries to pull the hotline away from Otis] Get off my hotline!
I don't wanna get off your hotline! [accidentally breaks it] Oh.
You just messed with the WRONG Grammy winner!
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