You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?
S4 E18Girl Rules
Don’t use my real name!
Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.
S4 E19Over the Hump
What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?
But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
No, I totally am.
S4 E20Sprang Break
Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.
Live it up, laugh it up, bitches!
[to Jenna] Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.
Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
SSergio
Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.
S5 E1Prank Amateurs
Dear Prudence, what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.
Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut. Don't ruin the rest of your senior year by being a reckless nudist.
S5 E2Short Circuit Party
[to Sadie] Your turn.
Hell no. I don't do custodial.
Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.
My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.
S5 E3Jenna in Wonderland
What is that?
Your bender is a trender.
Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.
S5 E4Now You See Me, Now I Don't
Ally, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Awkward pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.