KKyle
I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Me and Jenna are OK.
KKyle
I was talking about you and Jake.
S5 E4Now You See Me, Now I Don't
S5 E5The Dis-Engagement Dinner
I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.
Hey, everyone. It looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Um, what the fuck is that?
S5 E6Don't Dream It's Over
[to Jenna] What would you know about a real relationship?
What does that mean?
You fuck up all your relationships.
No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.
S5 E7The Big Reveal
Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone your mom's having another little bitch.
Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.
S5 E8An Indecent Proposal
Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.
I can't believe your attitude. You're the head of the prom committee. Show a little respect.
S5 E9Say No to the Dress
I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.
Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. You went in utero.
S5 E10Reality Does Not Bite
Sadie, you came back. I knew you wouldn't abandon me at prom. Isn't this a dream?
I'm about five drinks away from a dream.
[to Jenna] What are you doing home? Is it over? Oh my God. Did prom burn down?
No, just my night.
S5 E11The Graduates
Jesus, are you done? Now get the fuck out of my room.
Her harsh truth may hurt sometimes, but it was our harsh truth.
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