Sadie Saxton quotes from Awkward

Sadie

They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy your itchy, burning peen.

Sadie

Sorry Val, can’t join you in your suicide spinster pact just yet.

Sadie

Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.

Sadie

[to Jenna] Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.

Sadie

Ally, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.

Sadie

Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.

Sadie

Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.

Sadie

Jesus, are you done? Now get the fuck out of my room.

Sadie

Chop chop. You work retail so work it Tilda Skankton.

Sadie

Oh, look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliche of yourself.

Lissa

Cliche means stupid, right?

Lissa

By the way, you look skinny.

Sadie

That is something a friend would say, bitch!

Tamara

[to Sadie] Son of a bitch! You played me!

Sadie

You're welcome.

Sadie

Where can I get ready?

Tamara

By the dumpster.

Sadie

That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.

Matty

You're a bitch.

Sadie

[smiles] I know.

Sadie

Jenna, I love your costume.

Jenna

I'm not wearing a costume.

Sadie

Really? Because you are the best loser I've seen all morning.