Besides, I already got George Michael the big present for his birthday...
A suit! Dad, is it Jack Welch?
I want you to look under the pants.
Quicken! Premiere! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
You want to return that?
What? No, I want to deduct it.
“Mr. F” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (2), Gob (1), Narrator (1), George Bluth Sr. (1)
Hey, maybe that's it. Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies. Build a miniature city, put it outside the window, tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. [looks at Larry the surrogate] What do you think, Dad? A whole, tiny town.
GSGeorge Sr./Larry
Another brilliant idea, Einstein.
Really? You'd like to build it with me?
GSGeorge Sr./Larry
Larry really never knows how to sell the sarcasm. It's a stupid idea.
BLBob Loblaw
If you take money from these people under false pretenses, you’ll be committing fraud. The government’s already watching your father pretty closely. They’re going through his mail. They want to put your father in prison for good.
Yeah, Bob’s right. We’ve got to start thinking practically. Life is not some cheesy Japanese movie where the hero pulls on a pair of jet pants and...
LLarry
...flies off the balcony like Astro Boy.
And that’s when George Sr. did a Web search for the words “jet pants.”
Even better.
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