We did it, Mikey! We're super-rich again. And I'm going to buy a car. The Volvo. [hands Michael a piece of paper]
No, Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. [looks at paper] And this is not a Vol-vo.
Oh, that's from sitting on the copier. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, that bleached-blonde whore.
He's definitely got a type.
I can't believe he left me. I mean, this? [points to her face] And these? [points to her breasts] And this? [holds up paper]
That's the car.
Oh. [holds up other paper] This?
Glad I didn't spring for color.
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