Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crashed off the coast of Bermuda!
Well it's about frickin' time! [Beat] What, we're not bombing them in advance of an amphibious invasion?
Why would we invade Bermuda?
Oh... Bermuda, duh. I was thinking Bahamas.
Same question.
Same answer: Why not? It's how we got the Virgin Islands.
Actually, the United States bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark.
Okay, Mr. Peabody...
Are you finished?
Yes?
Good. Because the B-52 was—
In the middle of the Bermuda Triangle! Is this about the Bermuda Triangle? Because that's my fourth biggest fear.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Archer quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Archer pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.