I want it officially on record that I am strongly opposed to this mission.
[Laughs] What record?
“Once Bitten” · Season 4, Episode 6
In this episode: Malory Archer (4), Lana Kane (2), Pam Poovey (1), Cheryl Tunt (1), Cyril Figgis (1), Ray Gillette (1)
[To Ray] You're shitting me! Bionic legs and you lift with your back?!
Cyril, if you call ISIS: I will literally, literally murder you! I'd rather die than sit through another one of Lana's I Told You So 's
[Stranded in the desert] Unless I'm hallucinating, there's a Land Cruiser over there flipping his high-beams at us.
CRCyril & Ray
You're hallucinating.
Oh. Well, the good news is we don't have to worry about these alligators... that's not actually good news, is it?
Why not?! Why won't you stand up to Malory with me?
Um, because we don't give a shit?
About the Earth?!
Please! If you really cared, you'd resign, but there's no way you ever will because you're just counting days until, her face bloated and yellow from liver failure, she calls you to her deathbed and in a croaky whisper explains that Mr. Archer is totally incompetent and that you, the long suffering Lana Kane, are the only one qualified to run ISIS and you weep shameful tears because this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know...
[shocked] ...Excuse me... [Leaves]
Daaaaaamn!
What? ...Oh-my-God was I talking?
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